20 Things To Do at a Water Park
I made these up myself and I plan to test them out!
1. "See" a shark in the wave pool and start screaming.
2. Hesitate as long as you can before going down a waterslide like your scared.
3. Do the above at the little kids slide.
4. Take over the little ship in the kiddie pool.
5. Get cramps and "drown" in the kiddie pool.
6. Try to surf in the wave pool.
7. Persuade the lifeguard to let you go down the waterslide backwards.
8. Pretend to fall asleep while sitting down, before going down a slide.
9. Try to get back up the slide once you've gon down.
10. Grab peoples ankles in the wavepool.
11. Name your innertube.
12. Tell your inner tube what's coming next(example: "Ron, there's a sharp turn ahead").
13. Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
14. Steal peoples towels and stuff.
15. Fall out of your innertube and try to climb into somebody else's.
16. In line, pinch the person in front of you and when they turn around, point to someone at the front of the line and say,"They did it!"
17. Ask people to be your friend.
18. If they say no, cry and run away.
19. If they say yes, cut in front of them. If they protest, say,"But I thought we were friends!"
20. Skinnydip!!!!!
Twenty Fun Things to do at a Fast Food Drive Thru
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic withtransparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to).When the manager comes to the mic,speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e.,"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and
a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order,then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food,hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-take rwill think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window.
When you arrive at the window,speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone.When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at
their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their
own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence!
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order,have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male,have a female friend place the order by speaking
VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker.When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to acceptyour order. See how many of the order-takers fellow
employees have been called over to the window to"check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
Signs-You're Older Than You Thought
- Your back goes out more than you do.
- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks
into the room.
- You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
- You are proud of your lawn mower.
- Your best friend is dating someone half their age ... and
isn't breaking any laws.
- You sing along with the elevator music.
- You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
- You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
- You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
- You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
- You make an appointment to see the dentist.
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
- Neighbors borrow your tools.
- People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
- You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"
- You send money to PBS.
- The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your
pants.
- You wear black socks with sandals.
- You know what the word "equity" means.
- You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to
watch television.
- You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's
lawn.
- You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
- You got cable for the weather channel.
- You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
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