1. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
2. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
3. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
4. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
5. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
6. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
7. If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it.
8. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
9. You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.
10. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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