INTERESTING ONLY FOR MARRIED PEOPLE

·        "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."-Woody Allen.

· "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."-Rodney Dangerfield.

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   "Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."-Robin Williams.

·        "A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing."-Duane Dewel.

·        "When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."-Helen Rowland

·  "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...The rest cheat in Europe."-Jackie Mason

·      "Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."-Leonardo Di Vinci.

·        "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."-Lewis Grizzard.

·        "I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern."-Mickey Rooney.

·        "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."-Rodney Dangerfield.

·        "The difference between divorce and legal separationis that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."-Johnny Carson