wisdom, knowledge and experience Can Be Sometimes Funny

• James, a young boy of 6, turned to his Grandfather and says, 'When you die, Grampy, I don't want your money. Please will you leave me your memory'
• Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you
• Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so: Douglas Adams
• We can only learn to love by loving: Iris Murdock
• Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes: Oscar Wilde
• These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is of the future: Vernon Cooper
• Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't: Pete Seeger
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
• Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research
• Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards: Vernon Sanders Law
• There is a fine line between genius and insanity
• Age is a very high price to pay for maturity
• A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good
• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused
• Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life
• Experience is not what happens to a man, it's what a man does with what happens to him: Aldous Huxley
• A light heart lives long: William Shakespeare
• Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?: Jay Leno
• Imagination is more important than knowledge: Albert Einstein
• Change is inevitable; except from vending machines
• You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing