Five ridiculous fakes they will try to sold you

While perhaps you are not rich enough to buy a bargain, some apparently do not mind wearing Juan Bsosa, talk to the Noklu and drive new Fait. 

Five decisions that usually go into the New Year

 

Unfortunately, it often happens that we promise something and we don’t do, so that  we always had in our minds we not to forget, it might be a good idea to save this.

 

 

 

 

 

YOUR DAILY SURVIVAL KIT FOR THE NEW YEAR

 Today, I am giving you a

 

D A I L Y S U R V I V A L K I T

to help you each day............


Toothpick ... to remind you to pick the good qualities in everyone, including yourself.

Rubber band ... to remind you to be flexible. Things might not always go the way you want, but it can be worked out.

Band-Aid ... to remind you to heal hurt feelings, either yours or someone else's.

Eraser ... to remind you everyone makes mistakes. That's okay, we learn by our errors.

Candy Kiss ... to remind you everyone needs a hug or a compliment everyday.

Mint ... to remind you that you are worth a mint to your family & Me.

Bubble Gum ... to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.

Pencil ... to remind you to list your blessings every day.

Tea Bag ... to remind you to take time to relax daily and go over that list of God's blessings.

This is what makes life worth living every minute, every day

Five dogs... ... the photos

Five dogs who have fallen into the frame and ruined the photos

There is no doubt that dogs are our great treasure in each and every occasion.

Look at this picture and it will be clear about what I’m talking

Feng Shui

How with help of the rice to call the money

Followers of feng-shui claim that rice can help to call the money, to relieve headaches and stress, or to"revive" a mobile phone that ended up in the water.

 

 

Call on the positive energy

First, take out the bills from your wallet and various pieces of paper and make it clean to invoke positive energy.
Then perform a ritual cleansing with rice and sea salt that is supposed to pour into compartments wallet. It shall, within 24 hours to pick up all negative energy.

 
Goodbay headache

Everyday stress creates tension in the neck and the areas that cause headaches. To get rid of headache and stress, prepare a kilogram of rice (not the one with long beans).

 

 Do not wash it, but it just refine the dirt, put in a big sock in which you sew up the opening.
Over that draw one more sock, and the "roller rice" good warm up and put on the neck.
There should be very fast, after 15 minutes, you’ll feel the pain is gone in the head.

Liven up your mobile phone

Finally, do not forget that rice can bring to life your mobile phone, which coincidentally ended up in the water.

 

 
When disassembled and dry out hair dryer, telephone parts put into a bowl full of white rice, not cooked theb"bury" phone and after a day or two remove.
Rice will absorb all the moisture from the phone.

 

Dead alien woman was hiding in the refrigerator for 2 years?

Russia: Marta said thatshe pull up the body from alien spacecraft that crashed near by her cottages in 2009. The creature was about 10 cm long and has a big head and was about 50 cm long

Marta Jegorovnam from Petrozavodsk in the West of Russia claims that she hiding alien body two years in her refrigerator. Strange looking creature she photographed in order to prove that he really exists.

 

Marta said she saw unusual object, which is ignited by falling on the ground, and around him were pieces of metal, which she described as "unbearably hot". By the spacecraft was laying dead alien body.

The creature was about 40-50 cm long, has a large head that looks like a fish. The aliens is till today still studied by Russian scientists.

 

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2012

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted. 

Number 9 
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate

at which one can die.

Number 8 
Men have two emotions: 
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without

an erection, make him a sandwich. 

Number 7 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for

a day, teach a person to use the Internet 
and they won't bother you for weeks. 

Number 6 
Some people are like a Slinky... 
Not really good for anything, but you

still can't help but smile 
  when you shove them down the stairs. 

Number 5 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, 
 lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 

Number 4 

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.   
 It pays no attention to Criticism. 

Number 3 
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? 

Number 2 
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. 
Now the world is Weird and people take

Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2012 : 

 " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers 
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about. 

  

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.  After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 49.) 

  
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' 

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 
'Oh no,' I replied...  'I'm not doing drugs, either!' 

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? 
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 
'No, I don't,' I said. 

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 
'No,' I said. 

He looked at me and said,...  'Then, why do you even give a shit?

Ah these women ..

Believer turns to God:
 

- All my life I have not sinned, let me enjoy it a little bit before my death. I've always wanted to see Hawaii, but I’m terribly afraid of planes, and on the ship, I fill sick. Can you make me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can go there by car.
 

God said to him:

- This is really very complicated wish ... And where would be the supporting pillars, where the gas station ... Beside that, the sea is very rough. Really, what you want is technically very difficult and almost imposible. Can I realized some other, less demanding wish?

 

- Well - said the man. - I'd like to understand women ... Why they say one thing and think another. Why they constantly crying. Why they have a different logic than us mens. Why is constantly complaining

and queasy. Why they always misrepresentated our statements. Why they envy each other and gossip about each other ... Well, I want to. To understand women!

And God says:
-Do you want your bridge has two or four lanes?