TO DO IN SPACE STATION
The Top 10 Things To Do While Confined In A Space
Station
Roll down the window and throw beer cans at passing satellites.
Play some rather boring games of Solitaire.
Try to bust that myth of Lays Potato Chips: Betcha Can't Eat Just One!
Come up with as many wacky Top 10 List Topics as possible so Top 10 Boy will have work to do into the New Year.
When the NASA camera is off, dance around to "Blue Jean" by David Bowie while wearing just your space helmet.
Do what everyone else does, write out all of your postcards..mail them when you get home.
Don't move, don't touch anything and if you break something, know that you will be blamed mercilessly for it and shunned by society to a Gulag in a remote part of Northern Siberia (Russian Space Station only).
Access www.spacebabes.com on NASA's computer instead of doing those meaningless space experiments.
Call Martian Escort Service..hope like hell they take American Express.
Watch All of Pauly Shore's movies...try to find examples of humor, plot and a reason for making it.
Roll down the window and throw beer cans at passing satellites.
Play some rather boring games of Solitaire.
Try to bust that myth of Lays Potato Chips: Betcha Can't Eat Just One!
Come up with as many wacky Top 10 List Topics as possible so Top 10 Boy will have work to do into the New Year.
When the NASA camera is off, dance around to "Blue Jean" by David Bowie while wearing just your space helmet.
Do what everyone else does, write out all of your postcards..mail them when you get home.
Don't move, don't touch anything and if you break something, know that you will be blamed mercilessly for it and shunned by society to a Gulag in a remote part of Northern Siberia (Russian Space Station only).
Access www.spacebabes.com on NASA's computer instead of doing those meaningless space experiments.
Call Martian Escort Service..hope like hell they take American Express.
Watch All of Pauly Shore's movies...try to find examples of humor, plot and a reason for making it.
WHEN I'M A LITTLE OLD LADY...
When I'm a little
old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.
To repay all I've had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor; run in and out without closing the door.
I'll hide frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed. And whenever they scold me, I'll hang my head.
I'll run and I'll romp, always fritter away ..... the time to be spent doing chores every day.
I'll pester my children when they are on the phone. As long as they're busy I won't leave them alone.
To repay all I've had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor; run in and out without closing the door.
I'll hide frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed. And whenever they scold me, I'll hang my head.
I'll run and I'll romp, always fritter away ..... the time to be spent doing chores every day.
I'll pester my children when they are on the phone. As long as they're busy I won't leave them alone.
Hide candy in
closets, rocks in a drawer ... and never pick up what I drop on the floor.
Dash off to the movies and not wash a dish. I'll plead for allowance whenever I wish.
I'll stuff up the plumbing and deluge the floor. As soon as they've mopped it, I'll flood it some more.
When they correct me, I'll lie down and cry, kicking and screaming, not a tear in my eye.
I'll take all their pencils and flashlights, and then .. when they buy new ones, I'll take them again.
I'll spill glasses of milk to complete every meal .... Eat my banana and just drop the peel.
Put toys on the table, spill jam on the floor. I'll break lots of dishes as though I were four.
What fun I shall have, what joy it will be to Live with my children....just the way that they lived with me!
Dash off to the movies and not wash a dish. I'll plead for allowance whenever I wish.
I'll stuff up the plumbing and deluge the floor. As soon as they've mopped it, I'll flood it some more.
When they correct me, I'll lie down and cry, kicking and screaming, not a tear in my eye.
I'll take all their pencils and flashlights, and then .. when they buy new ones, I'll take them again.
I'll spill glasses of milk to complete every meal .... Eat my banana and just drop the peel.
Put toys on the table, spill jam on the floor. I'll break lots of dishes as though I were four.
What fun I shall have, what joy it will be to Live with my children....just the way that they lived with me!
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