1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?  (written by kids) 



You  got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
 --  Alan, age 10
 
 No  person really decides before they grow up who they're  going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you  get to find out later who you're stuck with.
 --  Kristen, age  10 


 2.  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? 
 Twenty-three is the best age because you know  the person FOREVER by then.
 --   Camille, age 10 


 3.  HOW
 CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? 
 You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
 --  Derrick, age  8 


 4.  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? 
 Both  don't want any more kids.  
 --  Lori,  age 8 


 5.  WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? 
 Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough..
 --  Lynnette, age  8    (isn't  she a treasure)
 
 On  the first date, they just tell each other lies and that  usually gets them interested enough to go for a second  date.
 --  Martin, age  10 


 6.  WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?  
 When they're rich.
 --  Pam, age  7 ( Love her )

 -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
 - - Curt, age   7
  
 -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.  
 - - Howard,  age 8 


 7.    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? 
 It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
 --  Anita, age 9   (bless you child ) 


 8.  HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?  
 There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
 --  Kelvin, age 8 

And the #1 Favorite is ....... 


 9.  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?  
 Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
  --  Ricky, age  10   

    

   
  
 

Marriage quotes

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge

Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie

And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.

Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?" Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single.".

Money Quotes

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J. Paul Getty

A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42.

There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.' Lord Barnett

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. Errol Flynn

Wedding Toast

Wedding Toast

Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend).

Don't keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the woman next door.

Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be an Off-Spring next Spring.

Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and she'll last for many years.

Every man has it in his power to make one woman happy...by remaining a bachelor.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

Forecast for Wedding...

Expected development of warm front, with extreme turbulence and moisture in lower regions.

Good possibility of six inches overnight. Sun (son) is expected later on.Friend of groom giving a toast: Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!Friends may come and friends may go and friends may peter out ya know. But we'll be friends through thick or thin, peter out and peter in!

From the football club - We found he was useless in any position, hope you have more luck.

Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."

Go west young man, get up the darling as far as you can.Here's a toast to the newlyweds! I hope the only ups and downs you two have are between the sheets.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

Hope all your Tries are not converted.Hope your honeymoon is like a train ride through the Khyber Pass, one long hard route.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

If you don't want the stork to come, shoot in the air.

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way

.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower; but for the groom, it's curtains!

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy..

It is better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

It is impossible for a man to make a fool of himself and not know it, especially if he's married.

It's always fun to ask at the reception, "What time's the grand opening?" Or after the honeymoon, "Glad to see you back on your feet."

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

It's sad that a married couple can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.

I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got..