It's time to vote for Parent of the Year.

Here are this year's candidates :

  

AND TO THINK YOU

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1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?  (written by kids) 



You  got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
 --  Alan, age 10
 
 No  person really decides before they grow up who they're  going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you  get to find out later who you're stuck with.
 --  Kristen, age  10 


 2.  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? 
 Twenty-three is the best age because you know  the person FOREVER by then.
 --   Camille, age 10 


 3.  HOW
 CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? 
 You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
 --  Derrick, age  8 


 4.  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? 
 Both  don't want any more kids.  
 --  Lori,  age 8 


 5.  WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? 
 Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough..
 --  Lynnette, age  8    (isn't  she a treasure)
 
 On  the first date, they just tell each other lies and that  usually gets them interested enough to go for a second  date.
 --  Martin, age  10 


 6.  WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?  
 When they're rich.
 --  Pam, age  7 ( Love her )

 -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
 - - Curt, age   7
  
 -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.  
 - - Howard,  age 8 


 7.    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? 
 It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
 --  Anita, age 9   (bless you child ) 


 8.  HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?  
 There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
 --  Kelvin, age 8 

And the #1 Favorite is ....... 


 9.  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?  
 Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
  --  Ricky, age  10   

    

   
  
 

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

WHY THE 80's WERE COOLER FOR BEING A TEENAGER THAN THE 90's

MTV actually played videos in the 80's.

- There was only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (white with a red swoosh), and they didn't cost $125.

- A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through your nose.

- In the 80's, playing video games actually meant going out to DO something.

- In the 80's, when you were out partying, you didn't have to worry about your Mom calling you on your cell phone.

- In the 80s, we didn't have to worry about getting our heads blown off at school - unless you put a whole pack of Pop Rocks in your mouth and drank a coke.

- Debbie Gibson vs. Britney Spears. New Kids on the Block vs. N'Sync. New Edition vs. Hanson. Ok, that one's a draw.
- In the early 80's, there were kids in your high school who could buy alcohol LEGALLY.

- Feathered hair was easier to care for than dreadlocks.

- In the 80's, you didn't have to worry about your pants falling down all the time. They were so tight we couldn't get them off!