Funny life quotes
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Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Thursday, April 12, 2012
VERY
INTERESTING QUOTES
·
Men are like
steel; both are worthless when they loose their temper.
·
What if "the
hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?
·
We are the people
our parents warned us about.
·
Those are my
principles, and if you don't
like them...well, I have others.
like them...well, I have others.
·
The nice part of
living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else
does.
·
USA Today has come out with a new survey-apparently,
three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population.
·
You know there is
a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only
one begins with an R.
·
Insanity: doing
the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
·
Hain't we got all
the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any
town?
·
A good metaphor
is something even the police should keep an eye on.
·
I admire the
serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe
the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
·
Although it is
generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very
early age.
·
I know the
answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve?
I think I'm in the wrong building.
·
Convent. A place
of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of
idleness.
·
I adore political
parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.
·
Plagiarists at
least have the quality of preservation.
·
I believe in
equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
·
Why do
grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy --
the mother.
·
If you think
nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
·
I know all those
people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of
them.
·
A little girl at
the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do
you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and
came back with another.
·
If I held you any
closer I would be on the other side of you.
·
The trouble with
the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things
that ain't so.
·
He has not a
single redeeming defect.
·
When you get to
my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.
·
Last night the
creative juices were flowing but today I am merely a vast wasteland of random
thoughts.
·
From the moment I
picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday
I intend reading it.
·
In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it
makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
·
My sole
inspiration is a telephone call from a director.
·
He believes that
marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
LIFE
LESSONS
We are the people our
parents warned us about.
Those are my principles,
and if you don't like them...well, I have others.
The nice part of living
in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
USA Today has come out with a new survey-apparently,
three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population.
You know there is a
problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only
one begins with an R.
Insanity: doing the same
thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Hain't we got all the
fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
A good metaphor is
something even the police should keep an eye on.
I admire the serene
assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
Although it is generally
known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
I know the answer! The
answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm
in the wrong building.
Convent. A place of
retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
I adore political
parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.
Plagiarists at least
have the quality of preservation.
I believe in equality
for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Why do grandparents and
grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
If you think nobody
cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
I know all those people.
I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.
A little girl at the
wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you
mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and
came back with another.
If I held you any closer
I would be on the other side of you.
The trouble with the
world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things
that ain't so.
He has not a single
redeeming defect.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Some smart
words to guide you through YOUR LIFE
· Patience is the companion of wisdom - Saint Augustine
· Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow - Aristotle
· To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it - Confucius
· He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave - Andrew Carnegie
· An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind - Shakyamuni Buddha
· The only way to have a friend is to be one - Ralph Waldo Emerson
· You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist - Indira Gandhi
· You must be the change you wish to see in the world - Mahatma Gandhi
· A bowl belongs to whoever needs it - A Native American saying
· Without memory, there is no healing; without forgiveness, there is no future - Desmond Tutu
· Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something - Plato
· Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder – Anon
· The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order - Brian Pickrell
· Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it - Author unknown
· He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard - Unknown
· I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer - Douglas Adams
· The empty vessel makes the greatest sound - William Shakespeare
· Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems - Anon
· Knowledge talks, wisdom listens
· There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full - Henry Kissinger
· He could start a row in an empty house - Sir Alex Ferguson on footballer Dennis Wise
· I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure - Clarence Darrow
· He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire - Winston Churchill
· I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure - W.C. Fields
· In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back - Charlie Brown
· To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone - Reba McEntire
· Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - Anon
· Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes called Experience leads us to success
· A wise man listens to advice - Proverbs 12:15
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