Funny Quotes and Sayings ( 2st part )
At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.- Benjamin Franklin
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.- George Carlin
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.- Mel Brooks
Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! - Spaceballs (1987)
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.- Mark Twain
Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.- Tom Lehrer
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.- Will Rogers
Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schultz' Peanuts cartoon
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.- Oscar Wilde
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.- Jane Austen
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.- Oscar Wilde
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.- Ogden Nash
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.- Yasser Arafat
Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me afour-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.- Duck Soup (1933)
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.- Mark Twain
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.- Oscar Wilde
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.- Jane Austen
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.- Oscar Wilde
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.- Ogden Nash
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.- Yasser Arafat
Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me afour-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.- Duck Soup (1933)
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.- Mark Twain
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. - H. L. Mencken
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.- Peter Ustinov
Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."- Spy Hard (1996)
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.- Isaac Asimov
Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it. You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- Zorba the Greek (1964)
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.- Oscar Wilde
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.- Will Rogers
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.- Mae West
Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!- The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.- Chinese Proverb
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.- Mark Twain
Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."- Spy Hard (1996)
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.- Isaac Asimov
Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it. You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- Zorba the Greek (1964)
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.- Oscar Wilde
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.- Will Rogers
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.- Mae West
Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!- The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.- Chinese Proverb
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.- Mark Twain
Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?- Oscar Hammerstein II (Cinderella)
Don't expect me to get excited over another damn thing we need to find.- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
DON'T get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious - That is the curse of agovernment job. - Harold and Maude (1971)
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. - Mark Twain
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.- Mark Twain
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.- Mae West
Don't threaten me with a dead fish.- Withnail & I (1987)
Don't underestimate your abilities, that's your boss's job.- Anonymous
Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle. It's merely waiting to be reupholstered. - Casino Royale (1966)
Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.- Shrek 2 (2004)
DON'T get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious - That is the curse of agovernment job. - Harold and Maude (1971)
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. - Mark Twain
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.- Mark Twain
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.- Mae West
Don't threaten me with a dead fish.- Withnail & I (1987)
Don't underestimate your abilities, that's your boss's job.- Anonymous
Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle. It's merely waiting to be reupholstered. - Casino Royale (1966)
Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.- Shrek 2 (2004)
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