Funny Political One-Liners
• In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes. Mogens Jallberg
• The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. Larry Hardiman
• 'In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.' Thomas Pickering
• 'Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.' Ronald Reagan• 'The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it'. Ronald Reagan
• 'I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting'. Ronald Reagan
• Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.Gore Vidal
• 'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it wrongly, and applying unsuitable remedies'. Sir Ernest Benn
• 'In politics, absurdity is not a handicap'. Napoleon Bonaparte.
• On my arrival in the United States I was struck by the degree of ability among the governed and the lack of it among the governing.'Alexis de Toqueville
• 'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy'. Ernest Benn
• 'Politics makes strange bedfellows rich'. Wayne Haisley
• 'You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.' Joseph Levine
• Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.Anon
• 'Although he is regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics.'
George Mitchell.
• 'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it wrongly, and applying unsuitable remedies'. Sir Ernest Benn
• 'In politics, absurdity is not a handicap'. Napoleon Bonaparte.
• On my arrival in the United States I was struck by the degree of ability among the governed and the lack of it among the governing.'Alexis de Toqueville
• 'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy'. Ernest Benn
• 'Politics makes strange bedfellows rich'. Wayne Haisley
• 'You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.' Joseph Levine
• Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.Anon
• 'Although he is regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics.'
George Mitchell.
• A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain
• Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. Kin Hubbard
• When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. PJ O'Rourke
• Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.Will Rogers
• When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. PJ O'Rourke
• Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.Will Rogers
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