Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2012

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted. 

Number 9 
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate

at which one can die.

Number 8 
Men have two emotions: 
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without

an erection, make him a sandwich. 

Number 7 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for

a day, teach a person to use the Internet 
and they won't bother you for weeks. 

Number 6 
Some people are like a Slinky... 
Not really good for anything, but you

still can't help but smile 
  when you shove them down the stairs. 

Number 5 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, 
 lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 

Number 4 

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.   
 It pays no attention to Criticism. 

Number 3 
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? 

Number 2 
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. 
Now the world is Weird and people take

Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2012 : 

 " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers 
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"