Advanced Stress Management Techniques
If suffering from stress it may be difficult to react as this writer below suggests and make these comments in real life; however, they are quite amusing when read:
• When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
• I'm not crazy; I've just been in a very bad mood for 28 years.
• Allow me to introduce my selves.
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.
• I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
• I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
• Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
• You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.
• Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
• Earth is full. Go home.
• Is it time for your medication or mine?
• How do I set the laser printer to stun?
• I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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