20 truths about men
1. Don't imagine
you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do
if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a
man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your
man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger
men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the
same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell themapart.
7. Definition of a
bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make
fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get
a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind,
but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a
committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of
Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even inbiblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what
sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a
sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men
are created equal.
16. If you think
the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
17. Definition of a man with
manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.
18. Whenever you
meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
19. Scientists have
just discovered something that can do the work of five men –a woman.
20. Husbands are
like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.
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