Things you should know

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There are more than twenty sheep for every person living in New-Zealand

The Swiss eat more cheese per head of population than any other nations

Ice-cream was invented in 1620

There is a place in Norway called Hell. (1 ticket for Hell please,first class)

Cats cannnot taste sweet food 

When flies take off, they jump backwards 

Blond people have more hair on their head than dark-haired people

There are more than 28000000 cats in the USA

No piece of paper can be folded in half more then 7 times.

Men building the tomb of Ramseses III in the twelfth century BC
wenton strike for higher pay

Incas used to eat guinea-pigs

At Chrismas 1969 black snow fell in Sweden (1969, turn the 9 upside down = 666)

Mary, Queen of Scots, was said te be a skilful billiards player

Warm water freezes more quickly than cold water

Napoleon was afraid of cats (Lucky he didn't go to the USA)

In 1820, a man sold his wife in the cattle market for 25p (wouldn't you wish you could do that?)

Los Angeles contains more cars then people

There are about 1000 diffrent words for camel in Arabic 

Snails can sleep for 3 years without waking up 

Male monkeys sometimes go bald, just like men do (hehehe!)

The Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator

The sea-urchin walks on the tips of its teeth

A spider's web applied to a bleeding wound helps the blood to clot (NOT the spider, the web!)

 

English to Chinese Translation!

ENGLISH PHRASE-----------CHINESE TRANSLATION

Are you harboring a fugitive?---Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.------------ Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man-----------------Dum Gai

Small Horse----------------Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!!--------No Bai Dam Thing!!

Did you go to the beach?------Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table---Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift-----Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here---------Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?---Hao Long Wei Ting?

An unauthorized execution------Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet----Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone------- No Pah King

You are not very bright--------Yu So Dum

I got this for free------------Ai No Pei

I am not guilty---------------Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer----Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled next week-- Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived------------Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight-------------Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile-----Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive------Hu Man Go!

Pew! does this bathroom stink!----Hu Flung Dung?

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
(but deserved an A+, maybe?)

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* His last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* At the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* Liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* Marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* Exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
* He sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.