LET’S TALK ABOUT MONEY !!!!

(PART 3)

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

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I have always said that if I were a rich man, I would employ a professional praiser.

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There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

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Poets, we know, are terribly sensitive people, and in my observation one of the things they are most sensitive about is money.

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You can't tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's.

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I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.

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I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

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I'm so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn't understand, she had to explain: 'That's like three Mercedes.' Then I understood.

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The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights.
 

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

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Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'

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There is nothing fundamentally wrong with America's cities that money can't cure.

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The most popular labor-saving device is still money.

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Money costs too much.

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If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn't be enough to go around.

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If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.

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My present post amounts to about 700 thaler, and when there are rather more funerals than usual, the fees rise in proportion; but when a healthy wind blows, they fall accordingly...

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Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

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I made my money the old fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.

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I don't even get an allowance. (at age 10)

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Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

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Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

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Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

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He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
 

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