LET’S TALK ABOUT MONEY !!!!
(PART 3)
We were
so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
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I have
always said that if I were a rich man, I would employ a professional praiser.
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There
were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads
or tails.
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Poets, we
know, are terribly sensitive people, and in my observation one of the things
they are most sensitive about is money.
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You can't
tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's.
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I finally
know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.
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I cannot
afford to waste my time making money.
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I'm so
naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I
didn't understand, she had to explain: 'That's like three Mercedes.' Then I
understood.
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The meek
shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights.
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If you
want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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I have
enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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Somebody
said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John
and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'
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There is
nothing fundamentally wrong with America's cities that money can't cure.
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The most
popular labor-saving device is still money.
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Money
costs too much.
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If all
the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there
wouldn't be enough to go around.
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If you
see a bandwagon, it's too late.
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My
present post amounts to about 700 thaler, and when there are rather more
funerals than usual, the fees rise in proportion; but when a healthy wind
blows, they fall accordingly...
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Love
lasteth as long as the money endureth.
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I made my
money the old fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before
he died.
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I don't
even get an allowance. (at age 10)
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Our
incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too
large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.
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Money is
better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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I don't
mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the
only thing I've saved all year.
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Money
won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to
study the problem.
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Economists
report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's
lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
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He that is of the opinion money will do everything may
well be suspected of doing everything for money.
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