LET’S TALK ABOUT MONEY !!!!
(PART 1)
Whoever said money can't buy
happiness didn't know where to shop.
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I'm living so far beyond my income
that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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If you can count your money, you
don't have a billion dollars.
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If you think nobody cares if you're
alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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If you want to say it with flowers,
a single rose says: "I'm cheap!"
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Every day I get up and look through
the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Don't marry for money. You can
borrow it cheaper.
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It isn't necessary to be rich and
famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
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Money can't buy happiness; it can,
however, rent it.
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You never realize how short a month
is until you pay alimony.
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Nothing more clearly show how
little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money, position and other wordly
goods, than the way he distributes these, and the sort of men who are most amply
provided with them.
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A bank is a place where they lend
you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does
bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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I don't like money, actually, but
it quiets my nerves.
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Money can't buy friends, but you
can get a better class of enemy.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some
people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want
to be.
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Honesty is the best policy -- when
there is money in it.
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It is in the character of very few
men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.
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Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we
know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
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Content makes poor men rich;
discontentment makes rich men poor.
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If you would know the value of
money try to borrow some.
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I'm tired of hearing about money,
money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear
Reebok.
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The greatest luxury of riches is
that they enable you to escape so much good advice.
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If hard work were such a wonderful
thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
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All I ask is the chance to prove
that money can't make me happy.
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Money can't buy you happiness but
it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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If you have to ask, you can't
afford it!
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Everyone should have enough money
to get plastic surgery.
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