INTERESTING NAMES AND PROFESSIONS

• Bankers, Wallowa County, Oregon: Cheatham & Steele
• Chorister, Westminster Choir College, Princeton, New Jersey: Justin Tune
• Gynaecologist, New York Hospital, New York City: Dr Zoltan Ovary
• Chairman, Tetley Tea Company, London: Tetley Ironsides Tetley Jones
• Dentist, Roslyn Heights, New York: Dr. E. Z. Filler
• Phlebotomist, St Mary's Hospital, Portsmouth, UK: Lavinia Blood
• The national Director of Surgery at the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs in Washington, D.C.  Dr Blades
• Plumber Worcester UK: Mr Turner-Heaton
• Lloyds/TSB Bank Manager, Waterlooville, UK: Mr F. Knox
• Mr. Vice, Malefactor, New Orleans, Louisiana. Arrested 890 times and convicted 421, probably a record (International Herald Tribune)
• Interior decorator, Reading, UK: Derek Paynter
• Municipal Tax Collector, Brazil (Financial Times): Cardiac Arrest da Silva
• Funeral Director, Sydney, Australia: C. D' Eath and Sons
  [Will once knew a Mrs Pine-Coffin from Devon, UK but she was an owner of holiday cottages not an undertaker]
• Landscape Gardeners from Salisbury, UK called: Budd and Bush
• Silent Movie Organist, Rochester, New York: C. Sharp Minor
• Central City, Kentucky automobile salesman: Henry Ford Carr
• Never Fail is a builder in Tulsa, Oklahoma
• Mr Robbins is a renowned ornithologist (bird scientist and bird-bander) at a Federal wildlife research center in Maryland, USA. He is co-author of the guidebook "Birds of North America".
• This one does fit in at all with the others but we couldn't resist it: Charles Adolphe Faux-Pas Bidet, Commissaire de Police, Paris, France in the 1930's
• David Bird is an ornithologist.
• Scott Constable is, of course, a policemen.
• Helen Painter is an artist.
• Raymond Strike has to be a Trades Union leader.
• Shona Shears cuts people's hair.
• Steve Adore is a dock worker.
• Dr Joseph Babey is a paediatrician.
• Dr Djerk works as a psychiatrist.
• Bertha de Bleus is a jazz singer [sounds suspicious to me says Will].
• And yes, Dr D'Eath is a surgeon.

• Alan Ball, English footballer who played in England's 1966 World Cup winning team.
• Anna Smashnova, tennis player.
• Billy Drummond, American jazz drummer.
• Bob Flowerdew, gardener and Gardeners' Question Time panellist.
• Bob Rock, rock music producer, including Metallica and Bon Jovi.
• Brenda Song, singer.
• Cecil Fielder and his son Prince Fielder, baseball players.
• Jaime Gold winner of 2006 World Series of Poker
• Chuck Long, former NFL quarterback for the Detroit Lions and the Los Angeles Rams.
• Henry Head, an English neurologist.
• Igor Judge, Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales .
• Learned Hand, judge.
• Lord Brain, neurologist.
• Marc Rich, billionaire financier.
• Margaret Court, tennis player.
• Margaret Spellings, Education Secretary under George W. Bush.
• Peter Bowler, cricketer who was, in fact, primarily a batsman.
• Pippa Greenwood, plant pathologist and "Gardeners' Question Time" panellist in the UK.
• Scott Free a defence attorney.
• Thomas Crapper, manufacturer of Victorian toilets. Please note that the word "crap" predates Mr Crapper.] .
• Tiger Woods, golfer [A wood is a type of golf club].
• Usain Bolt, Jamaican sprinter, Olympic Gold medalist, 100m and 200m world record holder.
• William Wordsworth, poet.
• Larry Speakes - Ronald Regan's Whitehouse spokesman.
• Lord Judge - Chief justice in England.
• Chris Moneymaker - Poker player.
• Stephen Rowbotham - British Olympic oarsman.
• And last but not least Usain Bolt.