Why do supermarkets make the sick people
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why
do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do
we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless
junk in the garage.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why
can't women
put on mascara with their mouth closed? I canJ
Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do
they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If
flying is so safe, why do
they call the airport the terminal?
Now that you've smiled at least once,
it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to
bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone.
We all need to smile every once in a while
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