For a smile today

A Police Stop at 2 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2am

and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about

alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks,

"Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

                  5 rules in life that we know are true, but they conceal:

1.      Money can not buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Ferrari, than the bike.

2.      Forgive an enemy, but remember his name

3.      Help when someone is in trouble and he will remember you when it is again in trouble.

4.      Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5.      Alcohol does not solve the problem, but again, on the other hand, does not solve them either milk