A
1st grade school teacher had 26 students in her class. She presented each child
in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up
with the remainder of the proverb. It is hard to believe these were actually
done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in
mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a
classic!
1. Don't change horses until they stop running.
2. Strike while the bug is close.
3. It's always darkest
before Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate
the power of termites.
5. You can lead a
horse to water but how?
6. Don't bite the hand
that looks dirty.
7. No news is impossible.
8. A miss is as good
as a Mr.
9. You can't teach an
old dog new math.
10. If you lie down
with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust me.
12. The pen is mightier
than the pigs.
13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke
there's pollution.
15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is not much.
17. Two's company,
three's the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till
tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole
world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so
blind as Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be
seen and not spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you
don't succeed get new batteries.
23. You get out of
something only what you see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead
the blind get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
26. Better late than pregnant.
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